"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it" - Confucius
Are You Looking For A Life Long Friend?
Say hi to Greg! :)
Ohh Yes! It's the haters who call him an ugly grass worm. We don't.😔
He wishes to be your lifelong friend.
A friend you can count upon.
A friend who will listen to all your stories and adventures.
A friend who is full of positivity and fun.
A friend who will never judge you or leave you alone.
A friend who never bullies and belittles anybody.
He has known many adversities in life but he always dreams about a better life.
People make fun of him calling him "Ugly" but he believes that one day he will meet someone who will love him unconditionally and call him handsome.
But wait! He's got a secret superpower under his sleeve.
What Is His SUPERPOWER?
Shh... Just squeeze him. (btw it feels so good to squeeze him)
He will pop that cute little eyes and it will have universal repercussions.
That instant the universe freezes and all your stress and worries will be gone.
Improving your concentration and laser like focus.
It will act as a reset button for your brain. (Like the red pill)
Now your brain is filled with fresh new ideas and possibilities.
Think outside the box! What's the worth of a new idea to you? Who knows!
Maybe even millions or billions right? Or maybe your life changes for the better.
You will feel unstoppable and filled with positive vibrations.
It's sooo good that you might want to squeeze him again.
But don't do it. He hates tickling.😜😜
"When Greg opens his eyes, all your stress and worries are gone."
Top 5 Reasons Why You Should Have Greg In Your Life!
- Good Stress Relief: When you squeeze it and its eyes open, all your bad feelings will be gone.
- Your lifelong Devoted friend and Companion.
- Very Relaxing and Cozy to Touch: Made of high-quality food-grade silicone material, very comfortable and soft to pinch. Safe for kids too.
- Portable: Compact size, lightweight, easy to carry.
- Perfect Gift Idea: Great for birthdays, socks stuffing, Christmas and other holiday gifts.
WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF STOCK: ORDER YOURS NOW!
- Material: Silicone
- Size: 8x5cm/ 3x2in
- Package includes: 1x "Greg" The Funny Grass Worm
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- Due to high demand worldwide, please allow 3-5 days for delivery to the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and all European Union Countries.
- What if I didn't like Greg?
If you didn't like him, just email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
We have 24/7 customer support and we will provide the return address and we will instantly refund all your money back with no questions asked.
We take a huge risk and loss by doing this but we trust you.No worries.
Your satisfaction is our responsibility.
- Where do you ship from?
- Can I have any further discounts?
Currently, we are offering 50% OFF our original price for a limited time but if you order 2 pcs then an extra 20% discount + Free Shipping will be automatically applied to your order.
- Can I buy this anywhere else?
Due to high demand when new pieces come out, we could hardly keep them in stock, so we sell a limited number of pieces online only. So you can't buy the same pieces anywhere else.
- How can I contact you?
- Is my payment information safe?
All your payments are processed by PayPal or Stripe. Nobody even we have no access to any of your payment information. Also, we use encrypted SSL for our websites so that no third party can access any of your information.
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